Others disagree, using the argument memes have no expiration date!Īlso, pray to the Emperor that if an Inquisitor finds the planet you live in to be rife with HERESY that the nearest Chapter Fleet isn't one from the Angry Marines, because the last time the Angry Marines were called upon to do the Exterminatus they not only blew up the planet but destroyed every planet and sun within a radius of 10-sub-sectors.and the Exterminatus performed on those planets weren't from the traditional means of orbital bombardment, ohh no, they sent down entire companies of Angry Marines to commence the purge and it was brutally fucking awesome. There are some pretty cool guys out there that believe an old meme is old.
Yet another is that they are successors of the Ultramari. Another theory is that they are the missing 2nd or 11th Legion, but it is not known what the Angry Marines think of this statement.or anything about their founding history as every time we try to ask them, they give the one asking the question a kick to the balls with a power foot and subsequently pummel said person to a bloody, unrecognizable pulp. Some believe the Angry Marines to be loyalist World Eaters, but this is merely one of many theories floating around. You think you've ever been angry? The most rage you've Villa in Phuket ever felt is like a minor annoyance compared to what the Angry Marines feel all the time, at the very minimum. You've probably seen how Space Marines feel emotions with a strength that normal people cannot even comprehend, right? Well, the Angry Marines feel rage to an extent that leaves other Space Marines entirely speechless. The people who do not understand this are DOING IT TERRIBLY WRONG and are the real faggots. They are sometimes disparagingly referred to as "Tourettes Marines" when FUCKING RETARDS are unable to differentiate between seething anger and lol random cursing. They also think that pistols are for faggots who can't hit a dam, and so these marines rarely go into battle with the traditional bolt pistol+close combat weapon combo.Įven when not in combat, the Angry Marines are so goddamn angry that their attempts to communicate sound like they are directed by Quentin Tarantino. These vestidos da moda items are detailed in Codex: ANGRY MARINES. They are also the only Space Marine legion to possess a Titan Legion, which is fully composed of Angry titans. This includes dual power fists, power feet, power bats, power wrenches, and even the Predator Angrinator, a modified version of the Predator Whirlwind artillery tank that fires the Angry Marines themselves directly into the enemy ranks. The Angry Marines employ a variety of weapons notably different to the standard Space Marine arsenal. There is even a Codex: ANGRY MARINES detailing the special rules required to adequately represent their rage. Due to this, Angry Marines tend to have low BS (by low, we mean Ork boy low), but have terrifically high WS/S/I, that anyone getting into CQC would figuratively, and very possibly literally, shit brix.
Angry Marine tactics focus on getting into melee as quickly as possible, and proceeding to bust open several crates of FUCK YOU in the various directions of the Imperium's enemies.
They are angry for the Emprah and skittles. The Angry Marines are a popular homebrew Chapter of Space Marines, and by far the most famous homebrew to gain fame outside the realm of 40K. What would happen if fanboys could somehow form their own chapter of Space Marines and express how they (justifiably) feel towards those parts of the canon that are utter shit? ANGRY MARINES! ALWAYS ANGRY! ALL THE TIME! SCREAM IT YOU COCKSUCKING ULTRAMARINE LOVING COCKBITE!